Graduation Day Speech: fuck everyone that unfollowed me.

theimprobablenone:

MOST UNDERRATED MOVIE QUOTE EVER

(Source: gilliananderson, via hockey-princess)


Stanley Cup Playoffs 4.22.14

Stanley Cup Playoffs 4.22.14

(Source: keggerrrr, via keep-calm-and-caron)

sassively:

exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest:

Things that need to be more affordable:

-plane tickets

-whole, natural foods

-gas

-workout clothing

-phone bills

-University (education) tuition

Things that need to be more expensive:

-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket

-cigarettes

-alcohol

more things that need to be more affordable:

-tampons/pads

-bras

-medical treatment

-concert tickets

more things that need to be more expensive:

-fines on DUIs

-crocs

(via keep-calm-and-caron)

graffeti:

there are 7,000,000,000 people on this planet do you know how many of them want to date me the answer is 0

(Source: infinitive, via h0ts-4-h0ckey-players)

marukobott:

if i ever misgender you:

  1. it is not on purpose i promise
  2. im very sorry
  3. tell me your correct pronouns and ill use them
  4. spray me with cold water

(Source: marukobott, via orgasm)

colfersaurusrex:

I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail

but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person

(Source: rexuality, via orgasm)

official-nhl:

JACKETS WIN. JACKETS WIN IN OT. FIRST EVER PLAYOFF WIN AT HOME. THEY ALSO TIE THE SERIES AT 2

official-nhl:

JACKETS WIN. JACKETS WIN IN OT. FIRST EVER PLAYOFF WIN AT HOME. THEY ALSO TIE THE SERIES AT 2

(Source: the-destroia, via vanriemsdyks)

outtathepahk:

Winning is fun.

outtathepahk:

Winning is fun.

(via pkaned)

so-hockey-eh:

Ference did always clean up ridiculously well

(via keep-calm-and-caron)

penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

(via hockey-princess)